I. Am. Being. Good.

The Robot Liberator just came and to tell me how, upon shaking someone's hand, they sometimes comment on the softness of his hands.
Sigh.
In other news. Like how soft? I wanted to say, "Can I touch them?" and he probably would've been like, "Sure!".
That totally wasn't other news, was it.
In other news (for real this time), if you're going to make a disparaging comment about a homeless person, first ask yourself, "Would I employ this man?". If the answer is no, you wouldn't, then shut the fuck up.