It would be really tremendous if the Chinese police could stop shooting Tibetan monks. This could be a really long blog entry, but I have PMS and I can definitely foresee a situation whereby I so enrage myself with my own polemic that I hurl my laptop off my balcony and burn all my clothing that is of Chinese origin. I will say this: given the Chinese government's consistent crushing and quelling of human rights; their violence towards the Tibetan monks; and their nefarious involvement in the exploitation of Africa for its oil - I will be sorely pissed if Canadian athletes participate in the Chinese Olympics.
And don't get me started on the Olympics either. I foresee bar stools being hurled off the balcony next.
Alright. Let's try and end this on a high note. Oh, hey! Anyone find the guy that murdered his three children in Mission yet? And boy, I bet all the kids that were removed from the polygamous compound are all totally normal and well adjusted.
Okay. Attempt number one to end on a high note failed.
I'm clean. I'm warm. I'm fed (I could even say I'm well-fed - tonight's dinner didn't suck). I'm employed. I'm healthy. I have a social network that would make bacteria jealous (funny bookclub joke!). I seemingly have retained some semblance of a sense of humor, though it's jostling for position in my cerebral cortex with this uncanny desire to kick someone in the nuts.
Spellcheck just told me I spelled 'cortex' wrong. Now that's funny.
"What I want to say is this: - If you logically try to persuade a person that there is no absolute reason for shedding tears, the person in question will cease weeping. That's self evident. Why, I should like to know, should such a person continue doing so?"
"If such were the usual course of things, life would be a very easy matter," replied Raskolnikoff.
- Crime and Punishment, Dostoevsky
"If such were the usual course of things, life would be a very easy matter," replied Raskolnikoff.
- Crime and Punishment, Dostoevsky
Monday, April 7, 2008
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I agree wholeheartedly with everything you just said (I am protecting my nuts though). Screw spellcheck!
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