Men are not from Mars

I don't know where they're from, but I'm pretty sure I could rationalize and use logic on a male Martian.
Fact: men and women communicate differently.
Fact: often, the message that the sender is trying to convey is not received by the receiver, resulting in miscommunication.
Fact: crying doesn't help. Even I got bored of it after two minutes.
Fact: cool down periods are extremely helpful. By the time I actually arrived in order to suss this issue face to face I was tired and it didn't really seem that important anymore.
Fact: Red Burrito makes the world's best burrito.
Last fact: I called the (non-emergency) police because some shifty looking kids were huddled in a stairwell in my underground parking (the unsecured part) when I came home just now.
I lied. One more fact: wasabi peas have a lot of fibre.
I realize that I am getting 'older' because I'm just too tired to fight about stuff anymore, and I'm calling the cops on teenagers and talking about the fibre content in snack foods.