Just for a minute. No egg timer required.

Okay. So one of the things the auditors want is the balance in our accounts payable and accounts receivable accounts for this year end and the 2006 year end, along with the differences as amounts and percentages. Then I have to explain variances greater than 10%. I don't mean to be rude, but fuck. On the lead sheets I really want to write this to explain why our A/P balances are lower this year: we paid that shit off. And as to why our A/R balances are lower? I got on the phone and said "show me the money" and they did.
I mean, come on. It's like, oh, why are the cash balances lower/higher year to year? Um, if they're higher? It's cause we had more money. If they're lower, work with me here, don't make me get out the puppets, it's because we had less money.
I'm done. Ding! Well before my allotted ten minutes of rant time.