I was hugged four times by two people. I was given a mini massage. My leg was stroked. Okay, I get it. Ha ha. Is this shit going to end up on YouTube? Jesus.
In other news, it's pretty hot today. Had a martini drinking contest with my ex-boss. Was allowed to renew my car insurance even though I coughed up the license plate from the Toyota Supra that I had four years ago. "It's been a long day," I offered to the Autoplan guy at 1pm. Wore sandals even though two of my toenails are purple. What do you want from me?
More touching?
Well... okay.
About Me
- Duder
- An anxious chewer of nails, I can often be found running alone in groups of spandex clad North Vancouverites or attending an AA meeting and hoping no one asks me to share. I give an inordinate amount of thought to creating my own religion, but ultimately end up playing sudoku instead. It has been medically proven that I was born with a horseshoe up my ass. I believe one should be respected not for the money they have in the bank, nor the letters behind their name, but rather by how they live their lives.
My Blog List
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Dating fucking sucks.9 years ago
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Poems written on the water13 years ago
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It's 201014 years ago
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